Halloween Jokes

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?: A: Becuse he had no body to go with.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?: A: Frostbite.
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?: A: Bone appetit!
Q: What was the favorite game at the ghosts' Halloween party?: A: Hide and Shriek!
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?: A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?: A: "Don't spook until you're spooken to."
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?: A: I'm bone to be wild.

Q: What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?: A: Whipped scream.
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?: A: I Scream.
Q: Why wasn't there any food left after the monster's Halloween party?: A: Because everyone was a goblin!
Q: What do witches put on their hair?: A: Scare spray.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?: A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: What do you call a little monster's parents?: A: Mummy and deady.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?: A: A sand witch.
Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty at Halloween?: A: Ghoul-aid!
Q: What do you call dead cows that come back to life?: A: Zombeef.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?: A: Bamboo.
Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?: A: Twick or Tweet.
Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?: A: Because people are dying to get in
Q: What do Italian's eat at Halloween?: A: Fettucinni Afraid-o
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?: A: Tweets…
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?: A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's Day?: A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?: A: Spare ribs.
Q: What game do ghost like to play?: A: Peek-a-Boo.
Q: What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!": A: A monster laughing his head off
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?: A: He is mist.
Q: What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?: A: The actors get stage fright.
Q: What instrument do skeletons play?: A: Trom-BONE.
Q: What is a ghost's favorite desert?: A: Iced Screams.
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?: A: Spelling.
Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?: A: Boo boos.
Q: What's a haunted chicken?: A: A poultry-geist.
Q: What's Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream?: A: Vein-illa.
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?: A: Dayscare centers.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?: A: At the ghost office
Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?: A: Because of his coffin.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?: A: For the boos.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?: A: Hope it's Halloween…
Q: Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?: A: To see if she was his type.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?: A: He had no guts.
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?: A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?: A: They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?: A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Q: Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party ?: A: Because he just came to pick up his sister!
Q: Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?: A: He has a bat temper.
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?: A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?: A: They're afraid of flying off the handle!
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?: A: A dead end.
Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?: A: Fasten your sheet belt.
Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?: A: His ghoul friend.
Q: What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?: A: A blood hound.
Q: How can you tell when windows are scared?: A: They get shudders.
Q: Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?: A: Because he's a pain in the neck…